This kid's face sums up my feelings about kids. And Danzig's my feelings about Danzig. Today we received the greatest news possible. No, Hot Topic are not closing down. Even better. VH1 has announced that the next season of the hilariously exploitive reality show that pits C string groupies against washed up rockers, "Rock of Love," will be hosted by none other than the evil Elvis himself, Glenn Danzig. The next season, titled "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig" is being condemned as a hoax by butt lickers coast to coast. But that is why they lick butts.
