OH GOD PLEASE BE TRUE!

This kid's face sums up my feelings about kids. And Danzig's my feelings about Danzig. Today we received the greatest news possible. No, Hot Topic are not closing down. Even better. VH1 has announced that the next season of the hilariously exploitive reality show that pits C string groupies against washed up rockers, "Rock of Love," will be hosted by none other than the evil Elvis himself, Glenn Danzig. The next season, titled "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig" is being condemned as a hoax by butt lickers coast to coast. But that is why they lick butts. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger Danzig fanatic than me, there are many equals, but few more dedicated. Hell, I've even got the guy's portrait done by Shepard Fairey on my wall. And I think this is the best idea ever. For those of you who have never witnessed Danzig interview he is glib, rude, self important, sometimes a physical bully, slings insults, childish, and obsessed with werewolves and cereal. In short, a God made flesh. There is no possible way this show will be anything less than the funniest event of all human history. Even funnier than the time I tricked The Face into drinking my urine.

In the meantime we encourage you to log ont to the VH1 forums and voice your support. It may be needed as throngs of retards have no idea who Danzig is.